shinigamiangel asked: Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Zeus
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Something really fucking boring and impractical and pretentious like having a keen insight in linguistics so i can learn languages more easily and catch more of the nuances when i’m listening to someone speak or reading a book for the first time.
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
I don’t know, someone who keeps me grounded and isn’t afraid to tell me to get over myself. With anyone i consider a friend, i can be either really long-winded and obtrusive, or reclusive to the point of people assuming i’m dead, so i generally judge how attracted to a person i am by how much i find myself oscillating between the two. I’m really not trying to sound vague. It’s just that I wrote out this whole idyllic scenario and it sounded cornier the more I expanded on it. I guess I’m just attracted to the kind of people who are able to scold their partners for doing something but encourage it all the same with their actions, and who are aware of that distinction. Someone like that. I don’t fucking know.
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
I would round up everyone i hated or deemed unworthy and force them to live somewhere uninhabitable. i don’t know. i’ve only ever fantasized about ruling the world when i’m pissed off, so i would probably be a really vicious autocrat running gulags and prison camps and shit with hair-trigger policies.